15 of the most OUTRAGEOUS Oscar gowns

In preparation for the lovely (and busted) fashion to come at this years Oscars, we wanted to pay homage to those less fortunate dressers throughout the years... and embarrass their stylists one more time because really, what the f^#k were they thinking???

Check out this blog for serious Perez Hilton status gossip on some of the looks we've selected

#15 Sally Field

Not so much ugly as impractical. Why the hell is her train so long??? Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Steward can attest, it's hard to walk in dresses already, lady!

#14 Faith Hill

The dress fits great, but what's with the rainbow fish effect?

#13 Chalice Theron

Three Words: Big. Ass. Couch.... is what the hell she looks like! Dammit Charlice, you're gorgeous, but apparently can't get away with everything.

#12 Cher

It's not horrible, but what is this over-sized zoot suit? Can you say "straight pimpin'"

#11 Vera Farmiga

At first we thought this was a sea urchin... we were wrong.

#10 Angela Bassett

Oh Angela! If you've been watching American Horror Story Coven, then you know Angela Bassett is one baaaad bitch, but we're sad to report some frumpy beginnings.

#9 Helena Bohnam Carter

We never had much faith in her sense of style... and here's why. This is just a goth prom gone wrong, and most likely on some kind of recreational drug.

#8 Gwenelth Paltrow

Firstly... yikes. Second...that skirt doesn't even make sense. What material is that even, crushed velvet?

#7 Demi Moore

Demi, please get your life together. I know what you were going for with this look--wait, no I don't.

#6 Sally Kirkland

Just because everything about this is inappropriate and hurts our eyes: The shiny nude color, the wrinkles, dusty metallic shoes, the skirt that looks like an 18th century bed spread... and the pose that's says, "I'm a hot ass mess and I don't care"

#5 Selma Blair

We loved her on the cover of Vogue right after this though:

#4 Cher...again

Stylist Mission: Use just enough beads to cover the vajajay and tatas... nah, just kidding, but we'll give her a big ass sash!

#3 Bjork

Once again, it's not horrible, but really, you looked in your closet and were like, "You know what, I wanna look like a duck today" (It's a swan, we know, but she looks like a big ass duck)

#2 Whoopie Goldberg

We've had the pleasure of having Whoopie visit our school, so we're not at all surprised by this. PS, Whoopie, this ain't the Renaissance Fair... or auditions for Princess and the Frog.

#1 Cher...for the win!

In terms of outrageous, Cher never disappoints. This Queen of the Damned looking get-up has me begging her to transform me into a creature of the night.

PS, this is Cher's only wardrobe competition

What did you think of these outrageous Oscar looks?

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A REVIEW for Protective Styling on Natural Hair

There are so many posts out there about protective styling, but this isn't exactly one of them.

What this is is a review.

Me personally, I have a love/hate relationship with protective styling. I usually go for long term styles like mini twists/braids or my recent protective style, braid extensions. 

I love that these styles allow me to retain length because I'm not constantly manipulating my hair.

I really enjoy that taking my hair out is like a new experience "Wow, look how long it's gotten since last month!" 

However--I get so borrrrrrred! Not to mention that some styles are more "protective" than others. This all depends on your head of hair of course. 

I've found that mini braids work better for my hair because it fully stretches my hair, instead of twists which tend to dread... and that's not what I had in mind... 

I remember crying after snipping a thick dreading twist from the middle of my head. All that progress, to get cut away.

Now I do the style above when I want long term protection, loose twists and braided roots/ The braid keeps the roots stretched against shrinkage, and the super loose twists stall the dreading process. 

I made sure to wash and condition as usual. I redid twisted the ends about 3 times a month and redid the style completely at the month mark.

So be SMART with your protective styles. 

The biggest factors that determine the success of a long term protective style is time and style. 

Don't leave the styles in for more than 6 weeks (without redoing)

Pay attention to your hair! It will tell you when it needs to be touched up or taken out completely.


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GIRLS is back! *SPOILER ALERT*

GIRLS is back!

HBO's quirky TV series, GIRLS has returned for season 3!!
       

So the season preimere of HBO's hit tv show GIRLS returned last Sunday and it was awesome!!

The premiere opened with Hannah finally getting her life together. She seems to have control over her life once again with Adam by her side. She's taking her medicine and going to therapy and she's not getting sued by her editor! Things seem to be going well but you never know with Hannah. Let's see what shenanigans she'll get into this season!

Marnie is same ol' Marnie. Apparently, Charlie left Marnie and Marnie is all distraught but towards the end of the episode Adam gives her some great advice,surprisingly, and Marnie seems to have a better outlook on life. 

Shoshanna is letting her wild side show. Not much dialogue from Shoshanna in this episode but we see a few scene of her waking in a guys bed and her studying. Is she bored with life or what does she really want?

Finally, we find out where the hell Jessa is!! Last season, Jessa completely abandon Hannah at Jessa's parents house, leaving Hannah all alone, which was a part of the reason her OCD episode came about. Jessa is in rehab but it seem like she doesn't want to be there. She causes so much trouble that she ends up getting kicked out of rehab. She calls Hannah at the end of the episode and we are left with a cliff-hanger on whether Hannah is going to pick up Jessa!

Questions about the preimere!
*Is Hannah really ok?
*Why did Charlie dump Marnie? and Where is he?
* What's going on with Shoshanna? Is she really happy with her new "free-spirited" life?
* Will Jessa shake things up again?

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