Announcements from your Public Servants

 

Introducing: Yvon Dion as herself

Here is your formal introduction to Yvon Dion of the year 3215

Jacket: Forever Young 2

Shirt:Dots

Vest: Rave

Skirt: Rainbow

Belt: Rave

Boots: DSW

White Arm Bands: Rue 21

Gloves: Rue 21

Custom Necklace: Biloxi Bleau by Yvon Dion

Striped Sock: Target

Solid Sock: DSW

New technology has become available at this time, and she must claim it.

It is called The I-Pad 213, iOs 55.

She will use this technology to conquer the steam punk nation.

 

But Yvon Dion is very clumsy...

And she lost her glasses.

But she recovered her coordinates...

and found the store.

LizBeth as Sales Clerk

Yvon: "I wish to purchase the new I-Pad"

Sales Clerk: "Of course. We added many new features,

it holds a lot more memory,

and flawless protection of course"

Yvon Dion was much pleased...

 ...Until she returned home and witnessed her purchase.

And once again, her plans for world domination were foiled!

Moral: If you wish to take over the world, wear contacts and buy yourself the new I-Pad 2 and the iOs 5 Software Update.

DISCLAIMER: Neither the I-Pad 2 nor it's Software Updates will help you in your wishes for world domination. Contacts may cause red eye, irritation, conjunctivitis, tearing, blindness, bleeding from the eyes and face, jaundice, leukemia, seizures, and death. 

Credits

Photographer: Portia D.

Makeup Artist: Portia D.

Makeup: Mary Kay, Mac, Big Fatty Mascara, Mineral Wear

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