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Sunday, March 1, 2015

How To Dress Like the '50s... According to Masters Of Sex

Not only do I love the show, but I love the style almost even more, so I did a little dress up

And guess what, it's so easy to mimic their style!

Stay tuned while I show you four looks that I put together, their inspiration and teach you how to create them using your OWN clothes! :)

Look #1 The Secretary

Inspiration

What are they all looking at???

How to do it:

High waist (The staple of any look on this show!)
Body forming bottoms and structured tops
Hair pulled back from the face (I chose a low bun to accentuate my secretary-ness)
High collar or collared shirt buttoned to the top
One piece of elegant jewelry

Play with color on this one! I went for a dark color palette but Virginia from the show spices up her work wardrobe with gorgeous pops of tangerine, red and cobalt!

Seriously. What is she looking at now?

Look #2 Around the House

Inspiration

How to do it:

Picture yourself playing tennis at a country club or on a yacht
This is one of the few times where wearing pants was acceptable for women
Oxford flats or a variation
Hair pinned back
Relaxed shirts (unbuttoned)

Look #3 The Female Flower

Inspiration

Inspired my the most adorable character Vivian Scully, she epitomizes the average growing girl, fashionable, eager to please and haven't a clue about sex. Poor thing.

This was my favorite from the sheer overindulgence of it all.

How to do it:

Soft (baby-like) color palette. (I went for neutrals because those were the only colors in my closet lol)
Swooping, coiffed curly hair
Matchy matchy. Makes sure everything matches--but in a sophisticated way. I matched my brown belt to my purse and heels and matched my khaki gloves to my skirt (adorable, I know)
Go crazy with the heels. This is a look of over femininity, so pull out those spike toes and diva heels
Devil in the details! Go for texture, chunky knits, braided/textured belts, intricate brooches etc.

Look #4 Sexy Entrepreneur Bitch (2 Variations)

Inspiration

How to do it:

Dark color palette
Think Coco Chanel or Kathryn Hepburn
Tailored and well fitted clothes, especially a blazer
Neatly coiffed and elegant updo
Similar to the Secretary but more powerful and commanding

One last thing!

Act the Part

It's not enough to simply dress up like you're in the 1950s, you have to FEEL like you're in the 1950s... minus the racism... and sexism. Ok, I guess what we mean is, get your mannerisms down. Women in the 1950s were very in touch with their sensuality as females believe it or not, so practice being flirtatious and bubbly.

Because the 50s was such an oppressive time for women, I thought that those feelings would rub off on the clothing I wore, but I was very surprised at how sexy and powerful I felt in these outfits! I'm definitely incorporating them into my everyday wear.

Hope this helped. Please let me know what other TV and movie looks you'd like me to tackle in the comments below :)

Monday, February 2, 2015

Hate Your Job? Research Says Your UNIFORM May Be The Culprit! (TIPS at the end)

It's Monday again! And for a lot of us that means returning to a job that you fucking hate. You may think the mind numbing repetition and lack of intellectual stimulation is the cause for your slow aching decent into all consuming hatred of your job but research shows that what you're wearing could be one huge factor that you're overlooking!

NOTE: As a female, I use female terms and examples, but MEN I'm sure you can use your creative imagination to spin this article in your direction.

Last year alone I bumbled through three dead end jobs.

Each job started the same, I looked killer during the interview, feeling great about myself and the new position. Even the first few weeks were okay. The uniforms, albeit uninspiring, were still crisp so I felt like I was wearing a costume, like dress up. But as the weeks grew into torturous months, my enthusiasm slumped dramatically... I found myself getting into arguments, me, the most agreeable and compromising "go with the flow" chick out there! I scraped myself out of bed each morning, throwing on the same sad, wrinkled uniform as the day before and seriously contemplating the day when I would just walk the fuck out.

If you can relate to this downward trend than you know that there are infinite reasons and articles explaining why this happens. But, have you ever stopped to consider that maybe your uniform is the issue?

What you wear affects your mood

It's a scientific fact.

According to Anna Akbari, a sociologist writing for DailyWorth.com, the Colors you wear affect your mood. Most work environments have a dark/neutral palette that could actually be making you depressed!

More interestingly, the Washington Post revealed that the Purpose of your clothes affect your performance. According to researchers Adam Galinsky and Hajo Adam, how you feel about certain types of clothing or what it represents to you will actually change you while dressed in the clothing. The example they provided was an experiment where half a group was given doctor's lab coats, the other dressed in street clothes. Both groups were tested but the lap coat group tested higher. In the second experiment, the entire group was given lab coats but the first half were told they were artist smocks. When tested the lap coat group scored higher still! Because they associate lab coats with doctors and intelligence, they actually became more intelligent! I.e. if you feel like fast food uniforms are for underachievers, you're going to act like an underachiever. Fascinating stuff, right?

But as a girl who's been through a roller-coaster ride of hideous uniforms and restrictions, I've got one very important piece to the puzzle:

Clothing carries memories

Now this might sound a little new age or I don't know... hippieish at first, but let me break it down for you.

Remember the sweatshirt that you stole from your boyfriend because you loved how big it felt on you? It gave you comfort and love. Remember when you and the boyfriend broke up? You couldn't even look at that sweatshirt... or maybe worse, you secretly kept it and whenever you'd wear it, you'd feel how it felt to be with him. But... I thought it was just a sweatshirt, right? Exactly, it's not just a sweatshirt and it's not just a uniform. It's the physical place holder of the memories you made while in the clothing! Imagine if you were forced to wear your ex-boyfriend's shirt everyday? It'd be pretty darn hard to move on, wouldn't it?

That's what it feels like to wear a uniform. You're never able to stylistically "move on" from yesterday's failure or how last week's difficult customer made you feel about as small as a grain of salt. The memories build, accumulating in the threads until one day you look in the mirror and realize you hate your job, your life sucks and you want out of this joint! I think that's why fast food restaurants with very strict/specific (and ugly) uniforms have the highest employee turnover rate.

Is your mind blown yet?!?

So at this point you might be thinking... well, now what?

You didn't really think I'd just spew those bleak stats and leave? Wait... did you?

Well, you're wrong! I've compiled some excellent tips to help you reclaim the excitement you had in the early days to be one of the few, the proud, the employed.

1.Ask your boss or someone in charge about the parameters of the dress code

With this knowledge you can push right to the edge of your own stylistic expression without getting in trouble. Trust me, knowing that (A) you look amazing and (B) you're not in a box anymore will have you feeling 10x more excited to strut into work each day.

2. Find the most flattering (while still appropriate) version of your uniform

If you have to wear black pants but it doesn't matter what type, go for a pair of Skinny or the most flattering cut for your body type and shape.

3. Accessorize

I wore bow's and cute DIY headbands that matched my stores colors. The owners thought I was super dedicated and even joked that my headband should become an official part of the uniform.

4. Wear sexy underwear

Like I said, what you wear affects how you feel, and every woman feels super confident in lingerie! Trust me, every little bit counts.

5. Change jobs

Yes, get the fuck out of there! This is of course a last resort, but if you ever find yourself in a position where you're depressed, have no motivation and just truly hate your job--leave. The money, the whatever you think this job gives you isn't worth your soul!

Comment below about your work's dress code or uniform and how it makes you feel. Let us know if you've used our tips and if you see any improvement and we'll do a follow up article!

Share this with your friends and family struggling to stay motivated at their job

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

4 Sneaky Layering Tricks to stay THOT happy AND Warm this New Year’s Eve

We all know the drill, New Year’s Eve rolls around once again at lightning speed. Before we gather at those cozy house parties, waiting for that gaudy crystal ball to drop, we’re raiding our closet, prepared to dazzle everyone with our Sunday’s best. We’re not prepared however to get frost bites on our lady parts in the process.

Never fear.

You can be a THOT and WARM this New Year’s Eve with these 4 simple and sneaky layering tricks.

DISCLAIMER: WE DON’T ACTUALLY CONDONE THE USE OF THE TERM “THOT” BECAUSE IT’S DEMEANING TO WOMEN’S SEXUALITY AND OUTWARD EXPRESSION. NO SLUT SHAMING FOLKS

1: Sheer Panty hose

Photo cred to: TimesUnion.com

If you really must show some succulent thigh, slip on some sheer panty hose. Yup, sheer panty hose. Remember them, the kind your grandma used to wear. Dust them suckers off from the back of the closet and make sure your 6 inch pointed nails don’t put a run in them.

THOT plus: You appear to have lots of skin showing, plus it’s fun for bae to peel them off when you’re christening the New Year.

WARM plus: Even though panty hose are such a thin material, the tight weave really packs a punch against harsh winter winds.

2: Leggings on Leggings on Leggings aka Leggingception

Now we all know that pants are expressly forbidden in the THOT creed in favor of sausage dresses and of course, the holy grail of all that is THOT—the legging. But no one said you had to wear just one pair. Lots of stores have made it their responsibility to make Leggings more THOT weather friendly adding fleece-like materials inside of leggings to act as insulation.

THOT plus: You get to have your leggings and no one will ever know your little secret that you’re actually warm.

WARM plus: The key here is to create so many layers between your skin and the outside that you don’t even feel the wind. Plus if someone sloshes their 40 oz on you, you probably won’t even feel it till you leave the party (That’s doubles as a THOT bonus)

LOGIC plus: According to popular mathematicians, 2 pair of leggings is equal to one pair of pants, so if you explain this to all the haters giving you dirty looks at the party, I’m sure they’ll understand.

3: Ear Muffs

Three Words: Minimal Hair Flattening—because, let’s be honest, you’re either rocking a glorified bun, sex hair or some mutation of both and you wouldn’t want a burly hat ruining all the non-effort you put into your tresses. Plus Ear Muffs are super cute.

THOT Plus: They’re kind of like winter’s version of animal ears—and we all know how THOTS feel about animal ears (cough cough—just because you’re wearing cat ears and a leotard doesn’t mean you’re a house cat—cough)

WARM plus: Your ears don’t turn blue… or fall off from frost bite.

4: Gigantic Scarf

Because a THOT will never wear a coat… ever, this way you can trick your body into a little extra body heat. Our advice, get a big fluffy one that can also flip up over your mouth and ears just in case you didn’t take our ear muff advice seriously… which you probably didn’t.

THOT Plus: Everyone knows that the fastest way to looking instantly less like a basic bitch is to throw on a scarf. Studies show that while you’re walking around town on your way to turn up, a scarf can act as THOT camouflage to the untrained eye. Bonus points if you’re sporting fresh Starbucks.

Warm plus: The neck is actually very sensitive to temperature especially cold, so it’s important to be proactive in keeping that area warm… you didn’t think I was actually gonna spit knowledge on you were you? Nah, you weren’t ready.

!!!THOT-TASTIC SELFIE BONUS!!!