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Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Po Bro's! The Last Stand

This is your last chance to snag a piece of the best robo band since Daft Punk!

LizBeth as The Strings

There's no band without the lead guitar--Seriously--there IS no band!

"I'm not gonna lie, I'm evil up n this bitch!!! I hate humans! It's all about that robot revolution, assholes!"

Title: Menudo Po
Time since Manufacturing: 15 years
Factory Location: Kansas City, Kansas

Top: Kohl's
Jeans: Gallo
Scarf: Rave Girl
Shoes: 21 Men
Glove: Hot Topic
Guitar: Ibanez G10, 6-string

Join the largest band wagon since the TWILIGHT SAGA!

"Hey, I got an idea bitch, let's destroy all humans!"


Primary Photographer: David Beadenkopf
Secondary Photographer: Portia Lewis
Makeup Artist: Portia Lewis
Makeup: Mac, LA Colors, Neutrogena, Big Fatty Mascara

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"A gentleman caller!"

But what is she to do about these unruly NAPS!?

"He'll never take me with my nappity naps!"

Now, look at that gorgeous mane!

Custom Dress: Revelations by Portia D.
Heels: Baker

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Portia D. as Elizabeth Longsword
Photographer/Director: Derris Montgomery
Makeup Artist: Portia D.
Makeup: Mary Kay, Mac

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The Po Bro's!

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

Their zany android melodies have been claiming every TEEN HEART!!!

Derris Montgomery as The Bass

Something went a little wrong in the factory, leaving Presely tweaked, and unable to adjust to HUMAN SOCIETY. But, we LOVE him even though he's too fucking old for the group's TEEN image!


Title: Presley Po
Years since Manufacturing: 27
Factory Location: Sydney, Australia 

Top: Steve and Barry's
Jacket: Rex
Pants: 21 Men
Scarf: Heirloom
Shoes: Marshall's
Guitar: Gibson SG, Vintage Edition, 6 string, electric


Pre pre pre-order it now on!


Who are the other Po Bro's?

More from Presley Po:

Primary Photographer: David Beadenkopf
Secondary Photographer: Portia D.
Makeup Artist: Portia D.
Makeup: Mac, Mary Kay, LA Colors

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Coming Soon: Funky Dilemmas

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

Giving you the skinney on the family that grooves to their own FOXY rhythm.

This smooth brotha's got some explainin to do!

Bein' tempted by the SHE DEVIL show ain't cool!

Even this SASSY sista has fallen to her will

but what their spouses don't know won't kill...

Derris Montgomery as Jerome "Double Bagging" Brown!

Shirt: J. Crew
Pants: 21 Men
Coat: US Polo
Shoes: Stacy Adams 
Shades: Beauty Supply Store

Portia D. as the stone cold fox Mrs. Precilla Brown

Top: Rue 21
Pants: Rue 21
Belt: Department Store
Heels: Payless
Earrings: Beauty Supply Store
Necklace: Beauty Supply Store
Bracelet: Beauty Supply Store

and LizBeth as the SHE DEVIL Ivory Black

Top: Izzue (Hong Kong)
Shorts: American Eagle
Heels: Baker
Heart Necklace: JC Penny's

Tune in all you far out cool cats. 

Premiere coming to the funk box soon.

Can you dig it?


The story continues here, jive turkey:  

More silly shit like this:


Primary Photographer: Portia D.
Secondary Photographer: Derris Montgomery
Guest Photographer: Yvon Dion
Hair and Makeup: Portia D.
Makeup: Mac, Neutrogena, NYX, Mary Kay, Big Fatty Mascara

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Monday, June 27, 2011

Introducing: The Po Bros!

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

 The British pop star androids that swept the nation with their universal TEEN robot angst!

Disney Channel just got EXTREME!!!

Portia D. as The Lead

"Im full of meself. You know I'm HOT, and just 'cuz I'm full of metal don't mean I won't ROCK you wanka!!!"

Title: M. Jackson Po
Time since Manufacturing: 19 years
Factory Location: Manchester, England

Dress: Rue 21
Vest: Rainbow
Tie: Banana Republic
Shoes: Converses
Arm Sleeve: (Philadelphia)
Bracelets: Beauty Supply Store

The ultimate album will drop on Radio Disney 13/13/13 13:13!!!

"Why would you NOT fancy me eh, bloke?"


More Po Bro's!!!!! X-Treme!!!!!!


Photographer: David Beadenkopf
Makeup Artist: Portia D.
Makeup: Mac, LA Colors, Mary Kay, Urban Decay, Neutrogena

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