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Friday, January 31, 2014

15 of the most OUTRAGEOUS Oscar gowns

In preparation for the lovely (and busted) fashion to come at this years Oscars, we wanted to pay homage to those less fortunate dressers throughout the years... and embarrass their stylists one more time because really, what the f^#k were they thinking???

Check out this blog for serious Perez Hilton status gossip on some of the looks we've selected

#15 Sally Field

Not so much ugly as impractical. Why the hell is her train so long??? Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Steward can attest, it's hard to walk in dresses already, lady!

#14 Faith Hill

The dress fits great, but what's with the rainbow fish effect?

#13 Chalice Theron

Three Words: Big. Ass. Couch.... is what the hell she looks like! Dammit Charlice, you're gorgeous, but apparently can't get away with everything.

#12 Cher

It's not horrible, but what is this over-sized zoot suit? Can you say "straight pimpin'"

#11 Vera Farmiga
At first we thought this was a sea urchin... we were wrong.

#10 Angela Bassett

Oh Angela! If you've been watching American Horror Story Coven, then you know Angela Bassett is one baaaad bitch, but we're sad to report some frumpy beginnings.

#9 Helena Bohnam Carter

We never had much faith in her sense of style... and here's why. This is just a goth prom gone wrong, and most likely on some kind of recreational drug.

#8 Gwenelth Paltrow

Firstly... yikes. Second...that skirt doesn't even make sense. What material is that even, crushed velvet?

#7 Demi Moore

Demi, please get your life together. I know what you were going for with this look--wait, no I don't.

#6 Sally Kirkland

Just because everything about this is inappropriate and hurts our eyes: The shiny nude color, the wrinkles, dusty metallic shoes, the skirt that looks like an 18th century bed spread... and the pose that's says, "I'm a hot ass mess and I don't care"

#5 Selma Blair

We loved her on the cover of Vogue right after this though:

#4 Cher...again

Stylist Mission: Use just enough beads to cover the vajajay and tatas... nah, just kidding, but we'll give her a big ass sash!

#3 Bjork

Once again, it's not horrible, but really, you looked in your closet and were like, "You know what, I wanna look like a duck today" (It's a swan, we know, but she looks like a big ass duck)

#2 Whoopie Goldberg

We've had the pleasure of having Whoopie visit our school, so we're not at all surprised by this. PS, Whoopie, this ain't the Renaissance Fair... or auditions for Princess and the Frog.

#1 Cher...for the win!

In terms of outrageous, Cher never disappoints. This Queen of the Damned looking get-up has me begging her to transform me into a creature of the night.

PS, this is Cher's only wardrobe competition

What did you think of these outrageous Oscar looks?

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

We're actually INSPIRED by Lorde's GOTH look from the GRAMMY'S

Inspired by Lorde's dark look at the 2014 Grammy's a few nights ago, Deporian prepares for its latest dance, "Karma"

Makeup Tutorial Coming soon...

What do you think of our Lorde inspired look? 

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Is the Media turning Beyonce into a WHITE Woman?!

In case you're wondering, this post is definitely inspired after seeing Beyonce's bangin' performance during the Grammy's this Sunday.

There's no doubt that Beyonce has changed and redefined herself countless times over the last 16 years, but here's a look at just how much Queen Bee has evolved.

Beyonce went solo in 2003 bringing us a much bolder (and blonder) Beyonce



We love how she's still rocking the blonde with her braid extensions



How curious that images of Beyonce appear to get lighter throughout the years. 

We all hardly recognized her in these photos, mistaking her for a white woman

And we can't be the only that thought this was Shakira!!!

Don't get us wrong, we love Beyonce, jam out to her newest single "Drunk in Love" and highly respect her career, but something is a bit off in the representation of her in the last 16 years.

What do you think of Beyonce's evolution?

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What are the 5 HOTTEST games to buy NOW (2014)!

#1 Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm 
Reborn New Release!

Genre: MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game)

Gaming System: 
  • Microsoft Windows
  • PlayStation 3
  • PlayStation 4 (April 2014)

Why buy this game: It's Final Fantasy... 'nuf said

#2 Grand Theft Auto V

Genre: Action/Adventure

Gaming System: 

  • PlayStation 3
  • Xbox 360

Why buy this game: Just about every part of this game is better than the last: graphics, weapons, driving, customization, online play... we could go on. But don't take our word for it, try it out for yourself

#3 Dead Rising 3

Genre: Survival Horror

Gaming System: 
  • Xbox One 

Why guy this game: As the launch title for Xbox One, there's not much different from the previous Dead Rising Games, but the graphics have massively improved, and the world has expanded. No longer are you confined to a mall (even though that was a part of the charm of the earlier installments)

#4 Madden 25

Genre: Sports

Gaming System:
  • PlayStation 3
  • PlayStation 4
  • Xbox 360
  • Xbox One
  • iOS
  • Android 
Why buy this game: The physics of this game is like none before. Not to mention the pride of celebrating 25 years of Madden!

#5 Call of Duty Ghosts

Genre: FPS(First-Person Shooter)

Gaming System:
  • Microsoft Windows
  • PlayStation 3
  • PlayStation 4
  • Wii U
  • Xbox 360
  • Xbox One

Why buy this game: We love the new features like the evolving maps, but we would prefer a more realistic war game... like Battlefield 4

Have you played these games? Tell us what you thought by commenting below!

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Beyonce's Fashion--2014 Grammy's

Beyonce's makes a beautiful transformation from innocent, sophisticated white evening gown by Michael Costello...

Loving the wedding gown inspired look, Beyonce! 

...into a sexy, all black corset inspired show piece

And she's actually showing affection to her boo Jay Z!

We're loving both of these looks, but what do you all think?

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Friday, January 24, 2014

Introducing--Clarice Shackelford and Ballin' on a Budget

Let's celebrate the addition of Clarice aka Reece to Deporian. 

I'm sure everyone's looking forward to Reece's wise advice on how to look and be ballin'... on a budget

 My name is Clarice , however you can call me Reece. I am a  native of Florida, I have a soft spot for nature, gummy bears,and long walks on the beach... I also LOOOOOVE a great clothing sale!!!! I am a fiber artist, fabric designer, blogger, model, and stylist. 

I received my BFA degree from Temple University in Fiber Art & Material Studies. I enjoyed this for I loved designing fabrics ,  creative distinct color palettes, and  sewing. 

All of these skills have contributed into my taste for good quality products and ingredients. Oh I forgot to also mention that I am a cooker... my father was a chef.... so I've only learned from the best!!!!

Any who,  I love learning about health, life and and self growth and most of all I enjoy sharing what I've learned with others!!!

Thursday, January 23, 2014

A REVIEW for Protective Styling on Natural Hair

There are so many posts out there about protective styling, but this isn't exactly one of them.

What this is is a review.

Me personally, I have a love/hate relationship with protective styling. I usually go for long term styles like mini twists/braids or my recent protective style, braid extensions. 

I love that these styles allow me to retain length because I'm not constantly manipulating my hair.

I really enjoy that taking my hair out is like a new experience "Wow, look how long it's gotten since last month!" 

However--I get so borrrrrrred! Not to mention that some styles are more "protective" than others. This all depends on your head of hair of course. 

I've found that mini braids work better for my hair because it fully stretches my hair, instead of twists which tend to dread... and that's not what I had in mind... 

I remember crying after snipping a thick dreading twist from the middle of my head. All that progress, to get cut away.

Now I do the style above when I want long term protection, loose twists and braided roots/ The braid keeps the roots stretched against shrinkage, and the super loose twists stall the dreading process. 

I made sure to wash and condition as usual. I redid twisted the ends about 3 times a month and redid the style completely at the month mark.

So be SMART with your protective styles. 

The biggest factors that determine the success of a long term protective style is time and style

Don't leave the styles in for more than 6 weeks (without redoing)

Pay attention to your hair! It will tell you when it needs to be touched up or taken out completely.

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