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Friday, August 26, 2011

RED! Behind the BullS#!t

So here's the real deal behind your favorite fairy tale characters--Wikipedia style, bitches!

as seen in this blog post: Red: Part 1 and 2

Red (age 19)

Portia D. as Red

Maleficent---aka Red (b. 1907) is a full fledged alcoholic and drug abuser, so much so that she can't remember the last 13 of her 19 years living. 

She lives with her cancer ridden Gran in The Infinite Forest. As far as she knows, her parents died when she was 6.

Cinderella (age 17)

LizBeth as Cinderella

Cinderella---aka Goldilocks (b. 1909) is known for getting her ass beaten on a regular by her stepmother, The Baroness Artemesia VanVexing. She's not technically allowed to eat at the house, unless it's leftover's at a party.

She suffers from OCD, curiosity, and crippling insecurity. Both of her parents died when she was 4.

Hansel (age 15)

Derris Montgomery as Hansel

Hansel--- (b. 1911) is the dumb as a brick twin brother to Gretel... that's it, really.

Gretel (age 15)

Yvon Dion as Gretel

Gretel--- (b. 1911) is a witch with the power of premonition (visions). She was starved and poisoned by her mother to keep her sick all her life.

At times she's a real smart ass, unlike her stupid ass brother Hansel.

The Wolf (age 43)

Portia D. as The Wolf

Dragonite Port Angelico--- aka The Wolf (b. 1883) is the ex-husband to the witch. He was turned into a wolf when he slept with Snow White 13 years ago. 

He's a straight up player and is also responsible for the death of the Three Little Pigs.

The Witch (age 38)

LizBeth as The Witch

Maleficent Misforzat--- aka The Witch (b. 1888) What can you say, she's very misunderstood. She had a horrible childhood and strove all her life to become Queen. Then some slutty 16 year old (Snow White) comes along and steels her man and her crown and you expect the witch not to kill her?

I don't know about you, but that's rude as shit.

The Bears

A family of thieves who got turned into bears 13 years ago when they fucked with the wrong one (The Witch).

Mama Bear (age 38)

Portia D. as Mama Bear

Henrietta--- aka Mama Bear (b. 1888) is the mastermind behind all of their thievery. She's straight up vicious.

Papa Bear (age 36)

Derris Montgomery as Papa Bear

Jonathan Edwards III---aka Papa Bear (b. 1890) is the one who's like "fuck it, we bears, let's eat human's and shit!"

Baby Bear (age 19)

Yvon Dion as Baby Bear

Michael--- aka Baby Bear (b. 1909) has been a master pickpocketer since he was 2. He has a little more compassion than his parents.

He's digging Cinderella.


Who else is in this freakin' story?

Well there's Rapunzel, Prince Charming, Snow White, Three Little Pigs, 7 Dwarves, The Woodsman, The Mirror Mirror on the Wall (known as The Mirror of Natasdrol) and many more probably.

Are you thinking, What the hell kind of story is this??? Well, this is where all this craziness came from: Red: Part 1 and 2

It'd be totally awesome if you left a comment, bro! Totally.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Fashion Across The US

 Deporian has called America out,

and you delivered!!!

   Fashion has NOT DIED on Main St. America!

Key: TS=Thrift Store

Name: Sarah Cannon
From: Wildwood, NJ

Lace Top: Marshalls
Skirt: Forever 21
Bandeau: TJ Maxx
Necklace: Oyster and Pearle Shoppe
Watch: Fossil
Shoes: Guess


Name: Aja Baker
From: Maryland

Lace Top: Target
Pants: India
Shoes: TOMS
Jacket: Vintage Values (TS)


Name: Michaela M. Albanese
From: Collegeville, PA

Top: Target
Vest: The Gap
Jeggings: Target
Wedges: Anthropologie
Belt: American Eagle
Jewelry: Heirloom (Grandmother)


Name: Daniel Witkus
From: Auburn, PA

Suit: Express
Shoes: Bass
Shirt: Calvin Klein
Socks: American Apparel
Pocket Square: Sears
Tie: Vintage


Name: Felicia Yuan
From: Philadelphia, PA



Name: Nane Sirekan
From: New Jersey

Top: Express
Shorts: Nordstrom
Heels: Steve Madden


Name: Alexandra Lash
From Exton, PA

Purple Shirt: Express
Green Shirt: The Gap
Belt: (Found)
Tights: Ross
Wedges: Ross



Name: Elzie Williams
In This Photo: St. Pete, Florida

Top: Target
Pants: True Religion
Shoes: Vans
Shades: Rayban
Necklace: Vintage Values (TS)


Name: Maurielle Stewart
From: Washington, DC

Dress: Urban Outfitters
Shoes: Rack Room
Bracelet: (Philadelphia)


Name: Laila Poche
From: King Of Prussia, PA
In this photo: Valley Forge, PA

 Photographer: Mary Kate Schmidt

Dress: ?
Boots: DSW
Necklace: Hawaii


Name: Ahlam Khamis


Name: Hollywood Scott

Dress: Victoria Secret
Custom Necklace: Biloxi Bleau by Yvon Dion
Shoes: Ayanna


Name: Julia Murphy
From: Harrisburg, PA

Top: Forever 21
Shorts: Salvation Army (TS)


Name: Felicia Harris
From: Baltimore, MD

Top: Ashley Stewart
Pants: Ashley Stewart
Scarf: Forever 21
Shoes: Shoe City-Deron (Baltimore)


Name: Ahlam Khamis
In This Photo: LA, California

Sweater: Express
Shoes: Buffalo Exchange (TS)
Socks (Tights): H&M
Scarf: Vendor (NY)


Name: Alexandra Lash

Jeans: Old Navy


Name: Laila Poche

Dress: Urban Outfitters
Belt: Deliah's
Boots: DSW


Name: Jenna Vertrees
From: San Diego, California

Dress: Francesca's Collections
Scarf: Forever 21
Shoes: Steve Madden
Clutch: H&M


Name: Sarah Bradley
From: Baltimore, Maryland

Shirt: WalMart
Pants: XXI
Shoes: ?
Bag: Vintage Values (TS)
Glasses: Vintage Values (TS)
Belt: XXI
Necklace: XXI


Name: Sharon Melody
From: Baltimore, MD

Shirt: H&M
Glasses: Urban Outfitters
Hat: ?


Name: Alexandra Lash

Top: Kohl's
Pencil Skirt: Express
Heels: Target


Name: Ahlam Khamis


And what's Deporian wearing?

Name: LizBeth
In This Photo: Kansas City, Missouri
From: Baltimore, MD

 Jacket: Kohl's


Name: Anuli Duru
In this Photo: Baltimore, MD
From: Nigeria

Custom Romper: Anuli Duru
Shoes: Burlington Coat Factory
Shades: WalMart
Glasses: Vintage Values (TS)


Name: Derris Montgomery
In this Photo: New Orleans, Louisiana
From: Baltimore, MD

Top: Izzue
Pants: Goodwill (TS)
Shoes: 21 Men (Forever 21)
Hat: WalMart
Shades: Buffalo Exchange (TS)
Belt: Steve and Barry's


Tatyana Grechina
Resides: South Carolina
From: Russia

Top: Cancun
Shorts: Refuge Pants
Flowy Vest: Vintage Values (TS)
Shoes: Keds
Custom Necklace: South America (made of bone)


Where's Yvon Dion
On Vacation

Name: Portia D.
From: Baltimore, MD

Where's this outfit from?

Find out at the link: Roll Bounce: Precilla Strikes Back

What have we learned???

THRIFT STORE LOVE!!!! Head out to the closest one for the hottest gear

Of course... Forever 21 (See why we say that here)


Target and Urban Outfitters are the places to shop


Is the road to unity, through fashion?

Thanks so much to everyone who helped us create this post! 

It was a lot of work to round you guys all up, but it worked out beautifully in the end :)


What was YOUR favorite outfit and where were they from?

Does your city have GREAT fashion or are they in need of a total MAKEOVER?


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