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Here's how Portia D. sees the movies that you love...
BLAXWAN: Rated R
Portia D. as Nena
Audience: For those who can handle very disturbing story lines.
Synopsis: An innocent girl slowly goes crazy because of a gas leak in her mother's appartment.
She begins to hallucinate about being a ballerina in Swan Lake, a lesbian, and even a murderer, until in her delusions she finally turns into an actual swan and kills herself... wait, isn't that what happened in Black Swan?
She begins to hallucinate about being a ballerina in Swan Lake, a lesbian, and even a murderer, until in her delusions she finally turns into an actual swan and kills herself... wait, isn't that what happened in Black Swan?
Our Rating: 5 out of 5 and you should have won an Oscar
Coming Soon: Breaking Dusk: The Twinight Saga: Rated PG13
LizBeth as Sadie. Derris Montgomery as Jack
Audience: For the really sappy and melodramatic
Synopsis: A very plain and boring girl gets knocked up by a really pale overprotective boy that she's deluded herself into thinking is a vampire.
Some other stuff happens. There's a really hot guy, literally, his skin's on fire. Long story short, every one lives happily ever after... forever, and we all want to barf repeated.
Our Rating: 2.9 out of 5
The Moleskin: An Epic Tale of Hipster Love: Rated R
Left to Right: Derris Montgomery, Portia D.
Audience: For the more sensitive type
Synopsis: This is just some real sad stuff. Two hipsters spot each other at a Vintage shop and instantly fall in love. Their epic love tale is written in a Moleskin so that the man can tell his wife their story, even though she will never remember. That's hipster irony.
Our Rating: 4.97 out of 5
DECEPTION SOUNDTRACK: Rated Awesome
Yvon Dion as The Don
Synopsis: Quite possibly the most boss soundtrack in the history of soundtracks.
Our Rating: 17 out of 5. Should have won an OSCAR! We are so pissed.
See PART ONE of Netpix http://deporian.blogspot.com/2011/07/netpix-true-story-behind-your-favorite.html
Credit
Photographers in order of appearance: Yvon Dion, Portia D., LizBeth, and Christopher Ott
Makeup: Poria D., Yvon Dion, LizBeth, Derris Montgomery
Makeup: Mac, Mary Kay, Neutrogena, Urban Decay, LA Colors
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