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Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Secrets About YOU in your Magazines


TIME


GOOD

MATURE: It's no lie that Time magazine is for the older generation, or other words, people who are old as shit. So either you're old as shit, or your soul is. Take your pick.


INTELLECTUAL: Going along with being old as shit, with age should hopefully come knowledge, and Time Magazine is full of some very complex and wordy articles.


POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS: You're more than likely interested in some sort of politics, or else you'd just be reading People or Cosmo for that matter.





BAD

BORING: Sorry to tell you, but the chances are that you are a little bit boring if you read this magazine, maybe because you're too much of an intellectual... we can't tell you.


STUFFY: No offense, but you probably take life (and yourself) a little too seriously. We say, lighten up. It's okay to relax a little.






ROLLING STONE





GOOD

MUSIC FANATIC: You're passionate about music. You're probably a musician yourself or would like to be. We love your enthusiasm.





EDGY: Rolling Stone is a bad ass magazine. Point Blank. You gotta be a bad ass to read bad ass material! And let's face it, isn't there something ultra bad ass about being a musician!




HIPPIE/HIPSTER: There's about a 87% chance that you read Rolling Stone just for the underground artists.




BAD


OBSESSIVE: We've all seen it, how the love for music can spill over into obsession. And no one can obsess like musicians!... or gamers... just saying.







ABRASIVE: Everybody's got their opinions, but sometimes you guys take it over board, especially when it comes to knowing those obscure Indy rock bands.








HIPPIE/HIPSTER: It's an 87% chance that you read Rolling Stone just to brag about the underground artists that you already heard of.







 HOME & GARDEN


The real houses of Dundalk






GOOD

DETAIL ORIENTED: This is great! Not many people have the patience or mindset to work out all the little details. And Home and Garden is all about putting small pieces together to get the big picture.



DO IT YOURSELF: If you're reading Home and Garden, chances are you're the kind of person who gets up and just does it! This magazine is meant to make big jobs easier so that everyone who wants to do it... can!




BAD

FICKLE: One drawback is that with all the projects you start, how many do you really finish? You might be one of those people who jumps around from concept to concept, leaving everything unfinished.




METICULOUS: It's never good when you take detail too far. We can't plan everything.







MEN'S HEALTH






GOOD


HEALTH CONSCIOUS: It's nice to find a man who knows that he has to treat his body well. ;)




HEALTH INFORMED: You are probably generally more informed about things like Prostate cancer and testosterone levels than your non Men's Health reading counterparts. Hurray for knowledge!




CONFIDENT: Chances are you're a more confident guy because you're taking your health and your body by the reins! Men's Health is great for giving men the tools they need to feel good about themselves.









BAD



CARB PINCHER: Not just women count calories and avoid carbs, men do it do, and a magazine like this might even enforce it.


MANEREXIC:  Carb pinching gone wrong. Some people may take Men's Health's Diet plans to the extreme and start creating their own methods.






 EBONY






GOOD


PRIDE: Ebony is all about black pride, and if you read this magazine... or even heard of it for that matter, than you care a lot about culture, history and advancement of black people.

LOYAL: This stems from your pride in black culture. If you have a strong enough pride in something, you will be loyal to it. That's basic human instincts right there!





BAD



CLOSED MINDED: You might not be so open to trying new things or meeting different types of people because you feel comfort and dependence with your own culture.



JUDGMENTAL: A lot of people who read these type of specified magazines are sometimes judgmental and don't accept outsiders and things they don't understand.






GQ






GOOD


SUAVE: From all the "guy tips" you get from GQ, you're probably smooth as hell! 




CONFIDENCE SEEKER: It's not a bad thing to want to have more confidence in yourself, especially as a modern man. GQ is the perfect solution for those who want to gain a little confidence boost.


BAD


COCKY: With all the "guy tips" you got, you probably think your God's gift to women... chances are you're not.



LOW CONFIDENCE: You may look like you think you're the shit, but inside you're probably boiling over with insecurities.




To see more magazines, read: What reading your favorite MAGAZINES reveals about your PERSONALITY--Part 1 


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Credit

Primary Photographer: Portia D.
Secondary Photographers: Yvon Dion and Ryan Rix
Makeup: Mary Kay, Urban Decay, Neutrogena, LA Colors, NYX








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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Netpix--The TRUE STORY behind your favorite movies

The largest picture database on the web. 



Chose from your favorite movie posters, to see what your favorite movies are REALLY about!



DECEPTION: Rated R


Left to Right: Portia D., LizBeth, Yvon Dion, and Derris Montgomery


 
Audience: Only for those that can KEEP UP!



Synopsis: A team of talented dream investigators enter the mind of a very powerful McDonald's manager to stop him from expanding the McDonald's chain.


They go deeper and deeper into the subconscious of his mind until the audience also goes asleep and enters different layers of their minds, and then the world implodes.



Our Rating: 4.99 stars out of 5





MARY POTTER and the HEALTHY HALLOWS: Rated PG13




Left to Right: LizBeth, Yvon Dion, Derris Montgomery and Portia D.


Audience: Only for those who can accept a story going from happy and light to dark and sinister.




Synopsis: A psychic girl (Mary Potter) and her three friends search the world to find the seven elixirs of life, while running away from the evil lizard villain (Vagimort).




Their search ensues for seven years until the secret is revealed that Mary Potter IS Vagimort.


The movie ends with Mary Potter in Frogwarts Home of the Criminally Insane for schizophrenia, realizing that she's imagined all of her friends and adventures.




Our Rating: 4.7 stars our of 5




BRITANIC: Rated PG 13



Portia D. as Rosa and LizBeth as Jacky


Audience: For those who aren't afraid to CRY!




Synopsis: A tale of forbidden interracial love before docking the famous BRITANIC.



Around four hours in, the boat starts to sink, the lovers do a lot of running around.... Long story short, everybody dies.


Our Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5




CAMP ROCKY: Rated G




Right to Left: Derris Montgomery, Yvon Dion, Portia D., and LizBeth



Audience: Only for a teen who loves singing ALL THE TIME!



Synopsis: A teen girl with a really big mouth and an equally as big desire to sing, goes to an art camp in Philadelphia (Camp Rocky). 


There she meet the Android Pop sensation The Po Bro's, where they train her to become a good singer.
  

In the end she challenges an opponent to a sing out and blows her lungs out, never to sing again.



The movie features 175 songs, all now available on the Disney Soundtrack!


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Thursday, July 14, 2011

M. Jackson Po--Court Hearing Fiasco!

This Thursday, M. Jackson of the teenage robot pop group had his first court hearing.





To see how it all started, click here: M. Jackson Arrested?


She once again tried to flee the scene!




But she was quickly caught.






LizBeth as Judge Jillian Jones Jr.

Dress: Scoop
Shoes: Fioni


Judge Jillian Jones Jr. ruled M. Jackson Po guilty of all her charges.



Derris Montgomery as Officer Killings
Shirt: The Gap
Tie: Banana Republic
Pants: 21 Men
Shoes: Stacy Adams
Hat: (State Issued)
Belt: Target

She will serve five hours in celebrity prison.



 Portia D. as M. Jackson

Shirt: Pac Sun
Vest: Rue 21
Skirt: Rave Girl
Tie: Banana Republic
Shoes: Rue 21


Our very own Monica of Channel 4 news asked M. Jackson what she thought of her sentence.





M. Jackson said and quote "Who gives a fuck, wanka! And I will not give you my autograph."





Judge Jillian Jones Jr. has ruled in other celebrity cases such as with Lindsey Lohan, Lil Kim, and Lil Wayne.





Officer Killings was forced to restrain and tase M. Jackson 13 times during the court hearing and trial.



"They'll be buying my album in jail. Ain't no thang."


Last chance to pre-pre-order The Po Bro's new album! Click on the link: Introducing The Po Bro's


Credits
Guest Photographer: Yvon Dion
Secondary Photographer: Portia D.
Makeup Artist: Portia D. and LizBeth
Makeup: NYX Cosmetics, Mary Kay, LA Colors, Mac, Neutrogena


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Monday, July 11, 2011

By Popular Demand... 5 Easy Steps To Looking Like a Rock Star

5 Easy Steps to Looking Like a Rock Star hosted by Presley of The Po Bro's!













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Derris Montgomery as Presley Po



Who the f*$k is Presley Po??? See here: The Po Bro's




"The Disney Channel has asked me to let you blokes know how to become a rock star. I obliged even though I hate all humans, only because our leader M. Jackson is in police custody."




Step #1: Theme


Before you even THINK about being a rock star, you have to decide what KIND. Are you Gothic, hipster, business , animal, KISS. The wackier the theme, the better!




The Po Bro's are known for wearing plaid and sporting metallic makeup.




"My robot sisters and I are androids. We didn't exactly pick that theme though, we were manufactured that way."






Step #2: Skinny, Skinny, Skinny


No matter what TYPE, being a Rock Star is all about looking long, and lanky!
 



"Everything has to be skinny, skinny jeans, skinny tie, skinny jewelry, everything that is longer than it is wide!"






Step #3: Canvas Shoes



Any type of canvas shoe works, because Rock Stars don't give a shit about footwear. They also love to be RETRO.






Step #4: The Blazer, or Vest, or Blazer/Vest Combo


If you wear pretty much any Blazer or Vest, you're halfway to looking like a rock star! Of course BLACK is better! And pin striped is best!




And if you wear BOTH...!




"We androids don't believe in the traditional. Stay on track with your own personal theme, humans!"




Step #5: Layers and Shit


Everyone knows that being a Rock Star means wearing a ton of clothes





Cool hats, shades, scarves, a couple shirts, just pile it on, but make sure the colors are simple, or you'll look like an explosion.



"Metal is the way to go, zippers, studs, chains, whatever."





Blazer: Rex
Vest: Rainbow
Shirt: American Eagle
Pants: 21 Men
Shoes: Marshall's
Necklace: Rue 21
Bracelet: Convention (Baltimore)
Scarf: Philadelphia




 "So that is how we Po Bro's do what we do best, which is look great to all you human fans out there. Enjoy our next album and stay tuned for my sister M. Jackson's trial this Thursday! Droooooid, sorry, there's a glitch in my system."







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DO IT YOURSELF:




 Anything But Clothes (ABC) party ideas:





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Credits

Photographer: Portia D.
Makeup Artist: Portia D.
Makeup: LA Colors, MAC






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