Stripes, Patterns and Turquoise

Shorts: Rainbow

Shirt: Rue 21

Necklace: Dots

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Roll Bounce: Precilla Strikes Back

The grooviest of the groovy kool kats,

Mrs. Precilla Brown has come back for this funky sequel!

Ya dig.

Portia D. as The Queen of Fox Mrs. Precilla Brown

Undershirt: Rue 21

Cardigan: Rave

Circle Scarf: Miley Cyrus (Walmart)

Vest: Rave

Shorts: Rainbow

Socks: DSW

Custom Bracelet: Biloxi Bleau by Yvon Dion

Custom Necklace: Biloxi Bleau by Yvon Dion

Skates: Vintage

After ditching that no good, dirty-dog Jerome Brown,

Precilla's gonna keep on movin'...

...and groovin'

"What you eyein' jive turkey?!"

You're daaaaaamn right!"

Wanna see what this hot mama does to the 80s??? 

Well, here's the skinny: The Funk Box 

And what's this foxy sista's past?

Check this out, playa: Funky Dilemmas

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Credit

Photographer: David Beadenkopf

Makeup Artist: Portia D.

Makeup: Mary Kay (foundation), NYX (mascara), LA Colors (eye liner, eye shadow), Rimmel (eye pencil), Nicka K (blush)

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Red--Parts 3,4 and 5

To see the beginning, here: Red, Part 1 and 2

So where were we? Ah, yes!

So you met the beautiful Cinderella and the sexy, mysterious Red Riding Hood and the sensual Hansel. They're all in the forest together, not having an orgy or doing anything fun and exotic like that, but let's see what happens NEXT.

Do you remember this picture?

If you don't remember well... here's the link Red: Parts 1 and 2

Basically, while Hansel (the smooth lover that he is) is trying to seduce Red (while she is also trying to poison him) all of a sudden, Cinderella comes screaming around the corner, hysterical.


Sooooo, that's where we are--no orgies, or lesbian loving in the woods, but...we'll see.

Part 3

Here's what really happened to Cinderella....

 

 LizBeth as Cinderella

For clothing details: Red--Part 1 and 2

 

She was getting very hungry--hey you have to feed that beautiful body, so she found a house in the woods...

(Not very smart but...)

No one was inside.

 

Look at that, eh. Like a sensual majestic deer caught in head lights.

What a jewel, so frail, especially since her step mother starves her,

The first bowl was was too hot...

the second too cold...

the third one was okay though

 

Look at that slumbering figure, it's like she's posed. Look at that delicate detail of the red on the fingernails!

so she tried the same thing with the beds

First one was too hard

Second one too damned soft

Third one...she was knocked the fuck out.

She awoke to this:

 

 Derris Montgomery as Father Bear

Portia D. as Mother Bear

Yvon Dion as Son Bear

So frightening yet so fierce and beautiful!  

Yvon Dion: Top: Rue 21

Jacket: Rave

Glove: Claire's

Custom Scarf: "Revelations" by Portia D.

Suspenders: Burlington Coat Factory

Belt: Rave

Derris Mongtomery: Top: Jack Jones

Pants: 21 Men

Portia D. Top: Rainbow

Skirt: Rave Girl

Three bears who wanted to eat her up, (hey, maybe in a sensual way, you never know,eh!)

As you can imagine, she was so frightened, but the baby bear, ahhhh, how divine was her face, eh?

But she got the hell out of there!

Thus bringing us to this photo of her and the lovely though tipsy, Red.

Part 4: Hansel and Gretel and The Wolf

 

 Yvon Dion as Gretel

Derris Montgomery as Hansel

So lovely they are, like sensual Dutch twin circus performers. Very limber.

Yvon Dion: Dress: Leg Avenue

Thigh Highs: Leg Avenue

Gloves: Claire's

Bracelet: Claire's

Derris Mongtomery: Red--Part 1 and 2

Jacket: Heritage 21

Gretel has finally regained her strength after her vision.

Then the White Wolf comes,

and tries to seduce her.

 

 Portia D. as The Wolf

 

Ah finally we see a little lesbianism, eh?

 

Dress: Rue 21

But then the White Wolf spots Red, who she really wants,

and chases her down.

Who's under the hood if Portia D. is the White Wolf and Red? So mysterious they are!

Red's like, "This is weird as shit,

why can this wolf talk?"

And The Wolf's like, "Magic, you know, from The Witch and stuff,"

And so then he's like,"Do you know The Witch."

And she like, "...no, mind ya business."

Part 5: In the Kitchen With Love

 

LizBeth as The Witch

Is anyone else loving the red and black color scheme?!

And the look on her face, diviiiiine! So sassy.

 

 

Corset: Heirloom

Leggings: Rainbow

Cloak: Scoop

But it turns out,

Red knows The Witch,

very well...

And they're plotting together!

PS, look at those legs, eh?

Also if you didn't catch the first part, here it is once again Red: Parts 1 and 2




Love Costumes or anime??? Check out our cover of the anime convention Otakon!!!:

• Otakon is here!

More of us being stupid:

• CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN!!!
• Young Adult Wolf
• Netpix--The TRUE story behind your favorite movies

• Credits:
  
  
  Primary Photographers: LizBeth and Portia D.
  Secondary Photographer: Yvon Dion
  Makeup Artists: Portia D., Yvon Dion, and LizBeth
  Makeup: LA Colors, Mac, Absolute, Neutrogena, NYX, Big Fatty Mascara
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Sooo, we were beginning to see something fun and deviant and lesbian, but what do you think? Tell us on Facebook or Twitter... or leave us a comment here, right there at the bottom of this page. 
  
  
  Thank you, lovers.
  
  

Coming Soon: Funky Dilemmas

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

 

Giving you the skinney on the family that grooves to their own FOXY rhythm.

This smooth brotha's got some explainin to do!

Bein' tempted by the SHE DEVIL show ain't cool!

Even this SASSY sista has fallen to her will

but what their spouses don't know won't kill...

Derris Montgomery as Jerome "Double Bagging" Brown!

Shirt: J. Crew

Pants: 21 Men

Coat: US Polo

Shoes: Stacy Adams 

Shades: Beauty Supply Store

Portia D. as the stone cold fox Mrs. Precilla Brown

Top: Rue 21

Pants: Rue 21

Belt: Department Store

Heels: Payless

Earrings: Beauty Supply Store

Necklace: Beauty Supply Store

Bracelet: Beauty Supply Store

and LizBeth as the SHE DEVIL Ivory Black

Top: Izzue (Hong Kong)

Shorts: American Eagle

Heels: Baker

Heart Necklace: JC Penny's

Tune in all you far out cool cats. 

Premiere coming to the funk box soon.

Can you dig it?

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The story continues here, jive turkey:  

• Roll Bounce: Precilla Strikes Back!
• The Funk Box

More silly shit like this:

• A Message from our CHEAP sponsors
• Announcements from you public SERVANTS 
• Spoofs 
• Pretty Little Divas 
• Young Adult Wolf (Teen Wolf Spoof) 
  

Credit

Primary Photographer: Portia D.

Secondary Photographer: Derris Montgomery

Guest Photographer: Yvon Dion

Hair and Makeup: Portia D.

Makeup: Mac, Neutrogena, NYX, Mary Kay, Big Fatty Mascara

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