The Po Bro's! The Last Stand

This is your last chance to snag a piece of the best robo band since Daft Punk!

LizBeth as The Strings

There's no band without the lead guitar--Seriously--there IS no band!

"I'm not gonna lie, I'm evil up n this bitch!!! I hate humans! It's all about that robot revolution, assholes!"

Title: Menudo Po

Time since Manufacturing: 15 years

Factory Location: Kansas City, Kansas

Top: Kohl's

Jeans: Gallo

Scarf: Rave Girl

Shoes: 21 Men

Glove: Hot Topic

Guitar: Ibanez G10, 6-string

Join the largest band wagon since the TWILIGHT SAGA!

"Hey, I got an idea bitch, let's destroy all humans!"

Credits

Primary Photographer: David Beadenkopf

Secondary Photographer: Portia Lewis

Makeup Artist: Portia Lewis

Makeup: Mac, LA Colors, Neutrogena, Big Fatty Mascara

A Brief Message from our Cheap Sponsors

Mistress Elizabeth Longsword has been invited to The Elitist Society Day Ball by the most handsome bachelor William "the wealthy" Windom!

"A gentleman caller!"

But what is she to do about these unruly NAPS!?

"He'll never take me with my nappity naps!"

Now, look at that gorgeous mane!

Custom Dress: Revelations by Portia D.

Heels: Baker

Visit your local WIG store now, so that YOU can catch that handsome bachelor! 

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Credits

Portia D. as Elizabeth Longsword

Photographer/Director: Derris Montgomery

Makeup Artist: Portia D.

Makeup: Mary Kay, Mac

The Po Bro's!

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

Their zany android melodies have been claiming every TEEN HEART!!!

Derris Montgomery as The Bass

Something went a little wrong in the factory, leaving Presely tweaked, and unable to adjust to HUMAN SOCIETY. But, we LOVE him even though he's too fucking old for the group's TEEN image!

"DROID!"

Title: Presley Po

Years since Manufacturing: 27

Factory Location: Sydney, Australia 

Top: Steve and Barry's

Jacket: Rex

Pants: 21 Men

Scarf: Heirloom

Shoes: Marshall's

Guitar: Gibson SG, Vintage Edition, 6 string, electric

"DROOOOOOOID!"

Pre pre pre-order it now on Disney.com!

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Who are the other Po Bro's?

• M. Jackson Po (A Joe Jonas parody...kinda)
• Menudo Po (A Nick Jonas parody...sorta)
  

More from Presley Po:

• How to look like a ROCK STAR
• Presley Po in... People Magazine 
• Prelsey Po in... Campus Rock (A Camp Rock spoof) 

Credits

Primary Photographer: David Beadenkopf

Secondary Photographer: Portia D.

Makeup Artist: Portia D.

Makeup: Mac, Mary Kay, LA Colors

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Coming Soon: Funky Dilemmas

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

 

Giving you the skinney on the family that grooves to their own FOXY rhythm.

This smooth brotha's got some explainin to do!

Bein' tempted by the SHE DEVIL show ain't cool!

Even this SASSY sista has fallen to her will

but what their spouses don't know won't kill...

Derris Montgomery as Jerome "Double Bagging" Brown!

Shirt: J. Crew

Pants: 21 Men

Coat: US Polo

Shoes: Stacy Adams 

Shades: Beauty Supply Store

Portia D. as the stone cold fox Mrs. Precilla Brown

Top: Rue 21

Pants: Rue 21

Belt: Department Store

Heels: Payless

Earrings: Beauty Supply Store

Necklace: Beauty Supply Store

Bracelet: Beauty Supply Store

and LizBeth as the SHE DEVIL Ivory Black

Top: Izzue (Hong Kong)

Shorts: American Eagle

Heels: Baker

Heart Necklace: JC Penny's

Tune in all you far out cool cats. 

Premiere coming to the funk box soon.

Can you dig it?

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The story continues here, jive turkey:  

• Roll Bounce: Precilla Strikes Back!
• The Funk Box

More silly shit like this:

• A Message from our CHEAP sponsors
• Announcements from you public SERVANTS 
• Spoofs 
• Pretty Little Divas 
• Young Adult Wolf (Teen Wolf Spoof) 
  

Credit

Primary Photographer: Portia D.

Secondary Photographer: Derris Montgomery

Guest Photographer: Yvon Dion

Hair and Makeup: Portia D.

Makeup: Mac, Neutrogena, NYX, Mary Kay, Big Fatty Mascara

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Introducing: The Po Bros!

*****Anything in PURPLE is a link*****

 The British pop star androids that swept the nation with their universal TEEN robot angst!

Disney Channel just got EXTREME!!!

Portia D. as The Lead

"Im full of meself. You know I'm HOT, and just 'cuz I'm full of metal don't mean I won't ROCK you wanka!!!"

Title: M. Jackson Po

Time since Manufacturing: 19 years

Factory Location: Manchester, England

Dress: Rue 21

Vest: Rainbow

Tie: Banana Republic

Shoes: Converses

Arm Sleeve: (Philadelphia)

Bracelets: Beauty Supply Store

The ultimate album will drop on Radio Disney 13/13/13 13:13!!!

"Why would you NOT fancy me eh, bloke?"

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More Po Bro's!!!!! X-Treme!!!!!!

• Presley Po

• Menudo Po 
• M. Jackson ARRESTED!!!
  
• M. Jackson's Court Hearing 

• 5 East Steps to Look Like a Rock Star--Hosted by Presley Po

• Netpix--The True Story Behind Your Favorite Movies

Credit

Photographer: David Beadenkopf

Makeup Artist: Portia D.

Makeup: Mac, LA Colors, Mary Kay, Urban Decay, Neutrogena

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