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Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Secrets About YOU in your Magazines


TIME


GOOD

MATURE: It's no lie that Time magazine is for the older generation, or other words, people who are old as shit. So either you're old as shit, or your soul is. Take your pick.


INTELLECTUAL: Going along with being old as shit, with age should hopefully come knowledge, and Time Magazine is full of some very complex and wordy articles.


POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS: You're more than likely interested in some sort of politics, or else you'd just be reading People or Cosmo for that matter.





BAD

BORING: Sorry to tell you, but the chances are that you are a little bit boring if you read this magazine, maybe because you're too much of an intellectual... we can't tell you.


STUFFY: No offense, but you probably take life (and yourself) a little too seriously. We say, lighten up. It's okay to relax a little.






ROLLING STONE





GOOD

MUSIC FANATIC: You're passionate about music. You're probably a musician yourself or would like to be. We love your enthusiasm.





EDGY: Rolling Stone is a bad ass magazine. Point Blank. You gotta be a bad ass to read bad ass material! And let's face it, isn't there something ultra bad ass about being a musician!




HIPPIE/HIPSTER: There's about a 87% chance that you read Rolling Stone just for the underground artists.




BAD


OBSESSIVE: We've all seen it, how the love for music can spill over into obsession. And no one can obsess like musicians!... or gamers... just saying.







ABRASIVE: Everybody's got their opinions, but sometimes you guys take it over board, especially when it comes to knowing those obscure Indy rock bands.








HIPPIE/HIPSTER: It's an 87% chance that you read Rolling Stone just to brag about the underground artists that you already heard of.







 HOME & GARDEN


The real houses of Dundalk






GOOD

DETAIL ORIENTED: This is great! Not many people have the patience or mindset to work out all the little details. And Home and Garden is all about putting small pieces together to get the big picture.



DO IT YOURSELF: If you're reading Home and Garden, chances are you're the kind of person who gets up and just does it! This magazine is meant to make big jobs easier so that everyone who wants to do it... can!




BAD

FICKLE: One drawback is that with all the projects you start, how many do you really finish? You might be one of those people who jumps around from concept to concept, leaving everything unfinished.




METICULOUS: It's never good when you take detail too far. We can't plan everything.







MEN'S HEALTH






GOOD


HEALTH CONSCIOUS: It's nice to find a man who knows that he has to treat his body well. ;)




HEALTH INFORMED: You are probably generally more informed about things like Prostate cancer and testosterone levels than your non Men's Health reading counterparts. Hurray for knowledge!




CONFIDENT: Chances are you're a more confident guy because you're taking your health and your body by the reins! Men's Health is great for giving men the tools they need to feel good about themselves.









BAD



CARB PINCHER: Not just women count calories and avoid carbs, men do it do, and a magazine like this might even enforce it.


MANEREXIC:  Carb pinching gone wrong. Some people may take Men's Health's Diet plans to the extreme and start creating their own methods.






 EBONY






GOOD


PRIDE: Ebony is all about black pride, and if you read this magazine... or even heard of it for that matter, than you care a lot about culture, history and advancement of black people.

LOYAL: This stems from your pride in black culture. If you have a strong enough pride in something, you will be loyal to it. That's basic human instincts right there!





BAD



CLOSED MINDED: You might not be so open to trying new things or meeting different types of people because you feel comfort and dependence with your own culture.



JUDGMENTAL: A lot of people who read these type of specified magazines are sometimes judgmental and don't accept outsiders and things they don't understand.






GQ






GOOD


SUAVE: From all the "guy tips" you get from GQ, you're probably smooth as hell! 




CONFIDENCE SEEKER: It's not a bad thing to want to have more confidence in yourself, especially as a modern man. GQ is the perfect solution for those who want to gain a little confidence boost.


BAD


COCKY: With all the "guy tips" you got, you probably think your God's gift to women... chances are you're not.



LOW CONFIDENCE: You may look like you think you're the shit, but inside you're probably boiling over with insecurities.




To see more magazines, read: What reading your favorite MAGAZINES reveals about your PERSONALITY--Part 1 


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Credit

Primary Photographer: Portia D.
Secondary Photographers: Yvon Dion and Ryan Rix
Makeup: Mary Kay, Urban Decay, Neutrogena, LA Colors, NYX








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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

4 (More) Subtle Signs to Being a HIPSTER

By VIEWER'S CHOICE, this is HIPSTEROLOGY, bringing your the SUBTLE SIGNS exhibited by the HIPSTER. 


To see PART ONE click on this link 6 Subtle Signs to Being a Hipster




Hipsterology Dictionary

The Shrug: Most Hipster's like to appear nonchalant, or plainly speaking, like they don't give a fuck.


And here's four more ways how...




#1: The Drape


Hipster FIlter brought to you by Pixlr.com



"I don't really care, I mean, half of my clothes are falling off me."
Portia D. as Hipster #1


Button Up: Pac Sun
Tank: Rue 21
Skirt: Rave Girl
Shoes: Rue 21
Bracelet: Vendor (Baltimore)
Shades: Rainbow


The Drape embodies the tradition of letting a material fall where it may. Now, what better way to seem casual than to let your semi unbuttoned shirt just fall gracefully across your shoulder?


#2: Character: aka Old As Shit (oas)




Shoes: Heirloom



By being oas, certain items begin to have a 
history, they tell the tale of past feats and explorations, which has Hipsters and Rock Stars drooling. And that's where Hipster's love of everything VINTAGE derives. 









Hey, even we're fans of the oas Chuck Taylor's.



#3 Androgyny



Jacket: Rave Girl
Tank: Rue 21
Pants: Dillard's
Necklace: Rue 21
Shoes: Payless
Bracelet: (China)




From what we've studied, Hipster's don't necessarily desire to be unisex or androgynous, but rather to go against gender conformity. 










Doesn't matter if a suit jacket is "made" for a man and skinny jeans for a woman. If it looks good--it looks good!






#4 Horizontal Stripes



Guest Staring: Yvon Dion as Hipster #2


Shirt: Rave Girl
Shorts: Shoe City
Socks: DSW
Shoes: She Depot
Necklace: Claire's
Headband: Claire's
Shades: Beauty Supply Store


How long has EVERYONE said that horizontal stripes are a "no no"...? Well, as long as we've been born, yet this pattern, (and plaid) dominates the Hipster wardrobe. 

The reason... idk, we're guessing a genuine disregard for the rule.


But hey, we like it!

If you like this, then you'd love...


And we know you wanna be cool!

Credits

Photographers: Derris Montgomery and Portia D.


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