4 (More) Subtle Signs to Being a HIPSTER

By VIEWER'S CHOICE, this is HIPSTEROLOGY, bringing your the SUBTLE SIGNS exhibited by the HIPSTER. 


To see PART ONE click on this link 6 Subtle Signs to Being a Hipster

Hipsterology Dictionary

The Shrug: Most Hipster's like to appear nonchalant, or plainly speaking, like they don't give a fuck.


And here's four more ways how...

#1: The Drape

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"I don't really care, I mean, half of my clothes are falling off me."

Portia D. as Hipster #1

Button Up: Pac Sun

Tank: Rue 21

Skirt: Rave Girl

Shoes: Rue 21

Bracelet: Vendor (Baltimore)

Shades: Rainbow

The Drape embodies the tradition of letting a material fall where it may. Now, what better way to seem casual than to let your semi unbuttoned shirt just fall gracefully across your shoulder?

#2: Character: aka Old As Shit (oas)

Shoes: Heirloom

By being oas, certain items begin to have a 

history, they tell the tale of past feats and explorations, which has Hipsters and Rock Stars drooling. And that's where Hipster's love of everything VINTAGE derives. 

Hey, even we're fans of the oas Chuck Taylor's.

#3 Androgyny

Jacket: Rave Girl
Tank: Rue 21
Pants: Dillard's
Necklace: Rue 21
Shoes: Payless
Bracelet: (China)




From what we've studied, Hipster's don't necessarily desire to be unisex or androgynous, but rather to go against gender conformity. 

Doesn't matter if a suit jacket is "made" for a man and skinny jeans for a woman. If it looks good--it looks good!






#4 Horizontal Stripes

Guest Staring: Yvon Dion as Hipster #2

Shirt: Rave Girl

Shorts: Shoe City

Socks: DSW

Shoes: She Depot

Necklace: Claire's

Headband: Claire's

Shades: Beauty Supply Store

How long has EVERYONE said that horizontal stripes are a "no no"...? Well, as long as we've been born, yet this pattern, (and plaid) dominates the Hipster wardrobe. 

The reason... idk, we're guessing a genuine disregard for the rule.

But hey, we like it!

If you like this, then you'd love...

•  How to make a T-SHIRT SCARF
• The Toilet Paper Dress
• Dress made out of JUNK MAIL
• 11 Ways to Wear a SCARF
• How to look like a ROCK STAR--in 5 easy steps

And we know you wanna be cool!

Credits

Photographers: Derris Montgomery and Portia D.

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By Popular Demand... 5 Easy Steps To Looking Like a Rock Star

5 Easy Steps to Looking Like a Rock Star hosted by Presley of The Po Bro's!

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Derris Montgomery as Presley Po

Who the f*$k is Presley Po??? See here: The Po Bro's

"The Disney Channel has asked me to let you blokes know how to become a rock star. I obliged even though I hate all humans, only because our leader M. Jackson is in police custody."

Step #1: Theme

Before you even THINK about being a rock star, you have to decide what KIND. Are you Gothic, hipster, business , animal, KISS. The wackier the theme, the better!

The Po Bro's are known for wearing plaid and sporting metallic makeup.

"My robot sisters and I are androids. We didn't exactly pick that theme though, we were manufactured that way."

Step #2: Skinny, Skinny, Skinny

No matter what TYPE, being a Rock Star is all about looking long, and lanky!
 

"Everything has to be skinny, skinny jeans, skinny tie, skinny jewelry, everything that is longer than it is wide!"

Step #3: Canvas Shoes

Any type of canvas shoe works, because Rock Stars don't give a shit about footwear. They also love to be RETRO.

 

Step #4: The Blazer, or Vest, or Blazer/Vest Combo

If you wear pretty much any Blazer or Vest, you're halfway to looking like a rock star! Of course BLACK is better! And pin striped is best!

And if you wear BOTH...!

"We androids don't believe in the traditional. Stay on track with your own personal theme, humans!"

Step #5: Layers and Shit

Everyone knows that being a Rock Star means wearing a ton of clothes. 

Cool hats, shades, scarves, a couple shirts, just pile it on, but make sure the colors are simple, or you'll look like an explosion.

"Metal is the way to go, zippers, studs, chains, whatever."

 

Blazer: Rex

Vest: Rainbow

Shirt: American Eagle

Pants: 21 Men

Shoes: Marshall's

Necklace: Rue 21

Bracelet: Convention (Baltimore)

Scarf: Philadelphia

 "So that is how we Po Bro's do what we do best, which is look great to all you human fans out there. Enjoy our next album and stay tuned for my sister M. Jackson's trial this Thursday! Droooooid, sorry, there's a glitch in my system."

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DO IT YOURSELF:

• How to make custom RIPPED JEANS
• How to dress like a HIPSTER: Part 1
• How to dress like a HIPSTER: Part 2
• How to make a T-Shirt SCARF

 Anything But Clothes (ABC) party ideas:

• How to make a DRESS out of MAIL
• How to make a DRESS out of TOILET PAPER
• 11 Ways to wear a SCARF
  

More of Presley Po:

• • Presley Po in... The Po Bro's
  • Presley Po in... People Magazine
  • Presley Po in... Campus Rock 
   
   

Credits

Photographer: Portia D.

Makeup Artist: Portia D.

Makeup: LA Colors, MAC

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