5 Easy Steps to Looking Like a Rock Star hosted by Presley of The Po Bro's!
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Derris Montgomery as Presley Po
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"The Disney Channel has asked me to let you blokes know how to become a rock star. I obliged even though I hate all humans, only because our leader M. Jackson is in police custody."
Step #1: Theme
Before you even THINK about being a rock star, you have to decide what KIND. Are you Gothic, hipster, business , animal, KISS. The wackier the theme, the better!
The Po Bro's are known for wearing plaid and sporting metallic makeup.
"My robot sisters and I are androids. We didn't exactly pick that theme though, we were manufactured that way."
Step #2: Skinny, Skinny, Skinny
No matter what TYPE, being a Rock Star is all about looking long, and lanky!
"Everything has to be skinny, skinny jeans, skinny tie, skinny jewelry, everything that is longer than it is wide!"
Step #3: Canvas Shoes
Any type of canvas shoe works, because Rock Stars don't give a shit about footwear. They also love to be RETRO.
Step #4: The Blazer, or Vest, or Blazer/Vest Combo
If you wear pretty much any Blazer or Vest, you're halfway to looking like a rock star! Of course BLACK is better! And pin striped is best!
And if you wear BOTH...!
"We androids don't believe in the traditional. Stay on track with your own personal theme, humans!"
Step #5: Layers and Shit
Everyone knows that being a Rock Star means wearing a ton of clothes.
Cool hats, shades, scarves, a couple shirts, just pile it on, but make sure the colors are simple, or you'll look like an explosion.
"Metal is the way to go, zippers, studs, chains, whatever."
Shirt: American Eagle
Pants: 21 Men
Necklace: Rue 21
Bracelet: Convention (Baltimore)
"So that is how we Po Bro's do what we do best, which is look great to all you human fans out there. Enjoy our next album and stay tuned for my sister M. Jackson's trial this Thursday! Droooooid, sorry, there's a glitch in my system."
DO IT YOURSELF:
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- How to dress like a HIPSTER: Part 1
- How to dress like a HIPSTER: Part 2
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Photographer: Portia D.
Makeup Artist: Portia D.
Makeup: LA Colors, MAC
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