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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Our "How to" #ThrowbackThursday!! Ripped Jeans Edition!!

Ripped jeans will never go out of style! Having at least one pair in your wardrobe will give it the edge it needs. Ripped jeans can easily turn you from looking basic into a bada**!!!

For #ThrowbackThursday let's take it back to one of our 1st how to's, where we showed you guys how to make your own custom-made ripped jeans!!! :D

It's so simple and easy, that you may never buy another pair of ripped jeans from the store again!!

Oh gosh! Look at how young Derris Montgomery looks!Now that's a throwback! haha

Click on the link below to check out the full article on how to make your own ripped jeans!!

Custom-Made Ripped Jean

If you liked this article, check out how to dress like a ROCKSTAR!! Click on the link below!!!! :D

How to Dress Like A Rockstar!!!

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Love ya :)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Introducing: The Turn up Survival Kit

***Caution/WARNING: This post is for those who aren't afraid/know how to read... if you don't well... damn, that's just sad***

DOUBLE WARNING-This product has been banned in 6 continents, but through a one time offer has become available for purchase online.

For #turnuptuesday we have something special for all the thots, ratchets and general turnup population!

The Turnup Survival Kit!

Just because you turn up, doesn't mean you gotta look tore up!

A product of Thotgear inc.

What the kit provides:

#1 Scrunchie

For when you hair goes from looking like this...

...To this

#2 Cute flats

Preferably TOMS (or FOMS/Fake TOMS) or Vans. They slip on easy, perfect for those who can barely stand upright, even better for those already unconscious!

#3 Shades

As dark as possible, to hide the red eyes and unfocused gaze

Go from this:

To this:

... Even if you're actually sleeping

#4 A mans plaid shirt:

(For the ladies) to wrap around your waist because you've surely exposed your ass to the world at large in your sausage dress by now. (For the fellas) as an extra shirt, because you've no doubt lost it somewhere in the pursuit of sex. And cuz you probably sweated out your last shirt.

#5 Backpack

To hold it all inside, cuz a clutch will just get lost and you know it, and there aren't enough baggy pockets in the world!

If that doesn't convince you, check out this testimonial from a *real life customer!

"I used to be a serious Thot, and everybody knew it, until I got the Turnup Survival Kit! Now I'm still a Thot, but the only one who knows it is me... And my baby daddies :)"

*This is not from a real customer

There ya have it folks, don't be this chick next time you feel like turning up!

Order NOW!

5 easy payments of $99.99 (if you think that's too high, think about the price of getting your lock recored, replacing keys and IDs, canceling bank cards, and the unrelenting humiliation of being "that stank bitch")

Now accepting lay-away plans and food stamps!

Love ya!

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Sunday, August 4, 2013

6 Reasons why you're STILL single! (Brought to you by Keep 'n it real week)

Guess WHAT?!?!

Because we love you, and next week is Deporian's 22nd birthday (Aug. 7th) woot woot!!! we're extending our Keep 'n it real Week for another week!

That means MORE of us just being straight up with you about

-relationships

-crazy childhoods

-natural hair

-self confidence

Watch the Viewer requested RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

"Why you're still SINGLE"

Shout out to Latvia, Germany and the UK!!! (Not to mention Australia, Canada, Italy, the US and the Philippines) You've really supported us this week. We know you're there and we love you :)

More shit that we keep real!

Who is Deporian???

What reading these 6 magazines reveals about YOU (Part 1)

What reading these 6 magazines reveal about YOU (Part 2)

Don't forget to rate and share this if you thought it was interesting!

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****We're sad now because we don't know how you felt about that!****

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

11 Ways to Wear an Infinity Scarf! (Surprising)

Because of economic downfall and her family being committed to an asylum, Bea Dreary now has nothing but a tank, daisy dukes and a circle scarf!

With the help of her new lesbian lover, Bea discovers 11 different ways that scarves are no longer just for necks!

1. Monday's look--The Bodice

LizBeth returns as Bea Dreary

Made by double tying the scarf around her body.

2. Tuesday's Look--The Mini dress

Double tied around her body then pulled down. Then it was adjusted to her body.

3. Wednesday's Look--The Pencil Skirt. Bea had an interview with McDonald's. GOOD LUCK!

Double tied then pulled down to her hips.

4. Thursday's Look: The Belted Tunic. Bea has found a belt!

She put on the scarf like she was wearing a jacket and covered her breasts. Then placed the scarf up like a hood and belted around her waist.

5. Friday's Look: The Shrug 1: At the Beach

She placed the scarf once on her body, twisted an arm hole to put her arm through, then twisted another arm hole.

6. Saturday's Look: The Shrug 2: At the Beach, Day 2

Instead of twisting two arm holes, she put the extra fabric over her arm.

7. Sunday's Look: The Shrug 3: At the Beach, Day 3

She placed the scarf loosely on her body, then twisted a neck hole and placed her head through. She adjusted to cover her breasts.

8. Monday's Look: The Flowing Dress

She let the scarf hang loosely on her body, pulled out completely, then folded the extra fabric in front until it fit. This created ruffles. Then she belted it.

9. Tuesday's Look: The Halter Dress, for her date!

She placed the scarf loosely over her body, belted at the small of the waist. Then she tied the top parts around her neck in a halter.

10. Wednesday's Look: The Flowing Skirt

The scarf hung loosely and pulled out around her body, then belted at the waist. Then she laid the extra fabric down to create an extra layer of skirt.

That belt really comes in handy!

11. Thursday's Look: The Cardigan

She put the scarf loosely on her body, then placed the front behind her head and adjusted until the scarf looked like a cape in the back.

Tank: Kohls

Shorts: American Eagle

Scarf: Philadelphia

Belt: Tex by Max Azria

What other looks can YOU do with a scarf? Let us know below!

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